CIN 17- BAL 20 :
Andy Dalton: Quarterback, redhead, heartbreaker
Just like the boy next door, if your neighbor was a wildly inconsistent QB prone to bad decisions. And a ginger.
CHI 19- DET 21:
Cutler forced out of action due to groin pull
For once Brett Farve’s “sex machine” is not to blame.
WAS 27- MINN 34 :
Alfred Morris runs wild over Minnesota, Mike Shanahan runs out on bar tab
QB Embattled Coach skimps out on bill; bar staff “ok with it” as the Washington coach will soon be unemployed.
NY 24 – OAK 20:
New York Giants started at the bottom…now they’re 3-6
Sky’s the limit for the boys in blue!
Monday Night: TB 22- MIA 19 :
Despite poor performance, Miami teammates come to Icognito’s defense: “he’s not a racist; he’s just a perfect asshole.”
In other news, Incognito was awarded the most “villainous” name of the 2013, narrowly beating out perennial favorite Voldermort Von Death Machine.