PHI 24-ARI 21:
Nic Foles has 19 problems but an interception ain’t one
Eagles win again; Foles to Vick, “Daddy be back later”.
ATL 34-BUF 21:
Canada hosts Bills vs. Falcons game, where the NFL is played “Tornoto style”
Unfortunately, the city is still led “Rob Ford Style”.
NYG 24- WSH 17:
Despite blown call, NFL cites no “backsies” policy in Redskins 1st down debacle
Mike Shanahan is further infuriated as Mike Shanahan Jr. calls “shot- gun” on ride home.
BAL 22-PIT 20:
Aware of irony, Ray Lewis still suggests that a group of Ravens be renamed a “murder”
Local crows AND bird enthusiasts far too scared to disagree.
JAX 32-CLE 28: Jaguars eke out win over Cleveland "Josh Gordon's" Browns
Browns WR totals 498 receiving yards in past 2 games; Calvin Johnson be “mega-scared.”
SF 23-STL 13:
Despite loss to 49’ers, Rams still feeling “pretty good” about not drafting RG3
Local mathematician confirms, ONE under achieving quarterback does not equal three 1st round drafts picks.