Likely our most inspired idea yet...

The Internet is full of lists, most of them are absolutely unnecessary and completely uncritical, except for Power Rankings which are always amazing. Here at The Goat, we will occasionally try to write the least substantial, unnecessary, or superficial list on the Internet. This list offers Bill Belichik, iconic coach of the New England Patriots, five more ridiculous plays to add to his already ridiculous playbook.

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